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All you ever wanted to know about the artist formerly known as Mike Basile (and family) but were afraid to ask.

 

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If you're browsing this web site, you are obviously friends of the Basile's, or, you just live a really pathetic existence. If you fall into the latter catagory, do yourself a favor and go out and bounce a fu*king ball or something, jeez. If not, then follow the links on the left for information on the fun and frolic of America's favorite family.



Warning:
This web site contains information that is rude, sophomoric, moronic, infantile, and above all, silly. Please do not read this if you are pregnant, are preparing to become pregnant, or are nursing. Please avoid this material if you are currently taking MAO inhibitors, have liver damage, or have a comprimised immune system.

In addition, please do not read this material if your IQ is below 120, or you have delusions of self importance and grandure, and/or you are an in-law of mine, which means the aforemention conditions probably won't be mutually exclusive....



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And Madge, you're soaking in it...

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